Dear Luke Dashjr, here’s why I want to join the @TaprootWizards:

Taproot Wizards are the OG crypto bros.

They've been casting spells and conjuring digital currencies for centuries.

Remember Bitcoin? Turns out it was just a clever transmutation spell gone wrong.

And those blockchains? They're just elaborate magical networks that connect all the wizards' runes and sigils.

But don't worry, muggles. You can still join the crypto craze.

Just learn to cast a few basic spells, like "Accio Bitcoin" or "Lumos Ether."

And remember, the key to crypto success is to always be one step ahead of the goblins.

Thanks for storing our wizard JPEGs on your node forever! 🧙‍♂️

[0xLizard]
P.S. Please stop eating cats